Japeth Langdon
You have no idea how it sticks in my proverbial and actual craw to write even one line about this pompous, self-absorbed cretin. Awkwardly. That is the manner of the craw-sticking.
If you enjoy listening to the egocentric babbling of a self-appointed hog-obsessed academic with the mental acuity of a ham salad sandwich then Langdon is the man for you.
If you prefer men with a basic understanding of personal hygiene and no speech impediments then you might elect to give him a miss.
There are several other web sites and blogs dedicated to a point by point rebuttal of his facile theories. I shan’t waste my time here.
Langdon and I have locked horns many times over the last few years. For reasons too complex to explain here he is a partner in Halpert Life Sciences and so I am forced to interact with him. Seriously, I really don’t like this guy.
I invite you to use the comment section below to make personal attacks against Langdon (in order to avoid any legal issues please keep all threats veiled).
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Name: Japeth Langdon PhD.
Place of Birth: The Laboratory of His Creator
Details of Death: At a Time and Place of My Choosing
Appearance: Tall, lean, ghastly
Professional Qualifications: GED (Third time’s a charm)
