Esteban Estacion – Eurotrashed

I can’t be the only one who is suspicious of this European good-for-nothing. Seems to me that he’s got by on his looks and a lean serving of “charm” for far too long.

It has been very difficult to gather any authenticated history. He claims to be the son of an Albanian shepherdess and the Prussian ambassador to Mongolia. Born in a small village on the outskirts of Minsk he came to the US at some point between March 1986 and February 2009.

I have been forced to associate with him because of his work as costumier for Klitschko! Klitschko! But I tell you, just as soon as that production is over so too is my acquaintance with Esteban.

The photograph above really tells the whole story. Just look at it for a while and you’ll begin to feel a wave of nausea, which will swiftly turn to burning rage. Esteban just brings that out in people.

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Name: Esteban Estacion
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Theatrical Costumier
Known Associates: John Smath, Earl Manticore II

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