Anthony Hargel – Outstanding Warrants
Naturally, a man of my varied interests and enterprises will have occasion to retain counsel. Such counsel may be called upon to assist with the application for diverse patents, to defend against frivolous lawsuits heaped upon me by my enemies or to heap frivolous lawsuits upon my enemies.
In this capacity I have often worked with Anthony “Legal Tony” Hargel. Tony assures me that he is “all kinds of qualified” and that “you shouldn’t believe everything you hear” – good enough for me.
Hargel claims to be a partner in the firm of Shang, Hargel, Ipswich and Tove. However, a rigorous search by my son Agamemnon and his best friend (Clive Upjohn) found no record of the firm. I’m sure this is some kind of error on their part, Legal Tony seems like the real deal to me.
So far none of the cases upon which Hargel has worked on my behalf have come to trial and so I’ve not had the opportunity to observe Tony, to use his phrase, “rocking a court room and laying down some old school legal business”.
The only thing that riles me a little, and I hesitate to mention it, is Shang, Hargel, Ipswich and Tove’s practice of using the “billable day” as their increment of charge. The costs do tend to add up.
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Name: Anthony “Legal Tony” Hargel
Date of Birth: August 2, 1932
Appearance: Old as Hills
Qualifications: Very probably fraudulent
